Carrier Pigeons Outpace Microsoft Teams and Slack in Surprising Corporate Coup
In a stunning turn of events, the humble carrier pigeon has emerged as the unlikely champion of corporate communication, leaving Microsoft Teams and Slack in the digital dust. As companies worldwide scramble to adopt the feathered alternative, insiders report that boardrooms are abuzz with the nostalgic thrill of avian interaction.
Pigeon advocates argue that the resurgence of these winged warriors offers unparalleled security and reduced screen-time, while skeptics merely scoff at the piles of bird droppings accumulating on office windowsills. As the corporate world finds itself once again beholden to the whims of our feathered friends, one thing is certain: the race for communication dominance has taken flight, and the sky's the limit for these unassuming messengers.
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