SAP Stuns Tech World, Pledges Undying Love for Perl
In a move that has left industry insiders scratching their heads, German software giant SAP has announced its plan to abandon its beloved ABAP programming language, the very cornerstone of its software empire. As of today, the company will focus all its development efforts on Perl, the ancient and revered programming language, known for its mystifying, hieroglyphic-like syntax.
SAP executives have lauded the unexpected decision, stating that Perl's cryptic nature is the perfect match for the company's ambitious vision. “We believe Perl is the future of enterprise software,” said a high-ranking SAP official, who requested anonymity. “By combining the labyrinthine charm of Perl with our cutting-edge products, we hope to create an inscrutable ecosystem that customers will love to get lost in, for years to come.” As the world anxiously awaits the release of SAP's first Perl-powered application, developers everywhere are dusting off their Perl books, preparing for a thrilling new era.
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