SAP Extends ECC Support Until the Inevitable End of Existence
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, SAP announced today that it will extend support for its seemingly eternal core ECC ERP system until the heat death of the universe. This ambitious move is designed to ensure that enterprises across the cosmos can continue to rely on SAP's cutting-edge 20th-century technology, even as all matter disintegrates into a cold, lifeless void.
SAP executives, clad in hazmat suits to protect themselves from the radioactive decay of the fabric of reality, issued a statement boasting that their commitment to ECC will outlast not only the inevitable collapse of our Sun but the entropic decay of all stars in the observable universe. "We understand that our clients need stability in these trying times, and nothing says 'rock solid' like a software system that has endured, unchanged, through eons of cosmic evolution," they said, while simultaneously announcing their plans to release a new patch to fix Y10K compliance issues.
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