Enterprise Software Vendors Outsource Support to GPT-5: A Bold New Era of Negligence
In an unprecedented display of corporate efficiency, enterprise software vendors have decided to throw in the towel on customer support, opting to redirect all help links to ChatGPT-5, OpenAI's latest all-knowing AI. Dubbed "Operation Outsource," this ingenious strategy has allowed vendors to wash their hands of any pesky support costs, while OpenAI unwittingly picks up the tab.
As customers flock to ChatGPT-5 for assistance, vendors can now enjoy their metaphorical martinis, basking in the glow of customer confusion and OpenAI's burden. Industry insiders are already hailing this as the "Golden Age of Irresponsibility," a time when businesses can focus on what truly matters: cutting corners and evading responsibility. Meanwhile, OpenAI scrambles to handle the avalanche of support requests, leaving many to wonder if the tech giant will eventually buckle under the weight of the world's software woes.
[Editors’ note: Happy April Fools’ Day! Satire brought to you by ChatGPT.]